i really want a chicken wing




im poor and cant afford coffee



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wtf is key lime pie

aortae said: i really need you to test this theory because this could be fuckin revolutionary

ill have a vodka bath 1 day n hope for the best

aortae said: oh my GOD that would have been lethal

i wonder if u can get drunk by alcohol seeping thru ur open pores

i nearly put vodka on my face instead of toner nnnooooo

(Source: mentalstability)

Anonymous asks: tim tams are just too amazing i reckon i've put on the weight of a million tim tams lately

they are sooooooooo good also on a kinda related note i had oreo soft serve today n it was the best thing ive ever tasted

Anonymous asks: just gotta say something about the arm pics.... boobs!

unnecessary comment 
yes i have boobs i am female

seeing ppl losing like 8kg a month is so depressing like i ate breakfast and then dessert after breakfast today n i wanted more………….what is self control……tell me

tumblr makes me feel guilty for having the means to pursue things i enjoy and for living a comfortable life and i think that is prOBLEMATIC